Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

I've Learned That Under Everyone's Hard Shell Is Someone Who Wants To Be Appreciated And Loved.

When You Get Older You Have To Be Careful About Always Saying, "things Aren't As Good As They Used To Be." But It's Hard Not To.

The English Language Is More Complex Than Calculus Because Numbers Don't Have Nuances.