Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

When You Get Older You Have To Be Careful About Always Saying, "things Aren't As Good As They Used To Be." But It's Hard Not To.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?