Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

I Know A Lot Of You Believe That Most People In The News Business Are Liberal. Let Me Tell You, I Know A Lot Of Them, And They Were Almost Evenly Divided This Time. Half Of Them Liked Senator Kerry; The Other Half Hated President Bush.

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.