Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.

Bacon Is Clearly A Food Made By The Nazis To Fatten Up Americans. It Has No Nutritional Value, Is Full Of Fat, Sodium, And Nitrates, And Is A Pathetic Type Of Consumable Made From The Noblest Of Creatures.

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.

We're All Torn Between The Desire For Privacy And The Fear Of Loneliness.

The Best Christmas Trees Come Very Close To Exceeding Nature. If Some Of Our Great Decorated Trees Had Been Grown In A Remote Forest Area With Lights That Came On Every Evening As It Grew Dark, The Whole World Would Come To Look At Them And Marvel At The Mystery Of Their Great Beauty.