Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.