Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!