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A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

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Individuality' Is The Key To Success.

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