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They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

There Are No Unlockable Doors.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

We Were Very Pleased To Have The Opportunity To Come To Israel And Visit The Holy Sites In The Old City.

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.