Do Not Fear Mistakes.

'tis More Noble To Forgive, And More Manly To Despise, Than To Revenge An Injury.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

A Wicked Hero Will Turn His Back To An Innocent Coward.

Lend Money To An Enemy, And Thou Will Gain Him, To A Friend And Thou Will Lose Him.

I Am In The Prime Of Senility.