Do Not Elicit Your Child's Political Opinions.

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

The Opposite Of Talking Isn't Listening. The Opposite Of Talking Is Waiting.

I Used To Rent A House In Princeton, New Jersey, And Whenever People Came To Visit Me, I Would Drive Them Past Albert Einstein's House, Which Is The Most Ordinary House In Princeton - A House, Let Me Assure You, That Now A Salesman Wouldn't Live In. I'd Always Say, "that Was Albert Einstein's House." And They'd Say, "what Do You Mean? Why Would Albert Einstein Live In A Little House Like That?" And I'd Always Say To People, "because He Didn't Care!"

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.

If You Live In New York And You Have A Guest Room, You Have Guests. So I Think It's Best Not To Have A Guest Room.