Dietrich Would Never Do That

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Chanel Was A Workaholic. She Must Have Had A Lot To Forget.

To Lose Your Prejudices You Must Travel.

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

In Language Gender Is Particularly Confusing. Why, Please, Should A Table Be Male In German, Female In French, And Castrated In English?