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People Are Like Nations-if You Help Them A Lot, They Hate You.

Some People Seem To See Compassion As Being Mushy.

The Ten Commandments Are Not Prefaced With "if You're In The Mood".

Going Into Therapy Doesn't Guarantee Poop On Toast.

If There's An Award For Best Mother-in-law In The Universe, In The Future, When My Son Gets Married, I Will Win That Award.