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My Father Is The Harbinger Of Death And Destruction. My Grandmother The Great Destroyer. My Mother Is The Goddess Of The Hunt. I Think I’ll Be Okay. (kat) Yeah, You Do Have The History Of Absolute Terror And Cruelty In Your Veins. (sin) Remember That If You Ever Come Between Me And My Chocolate Bar. (kat)

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How Nice Of You To Join Us Here On Planet Earth Again. (cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty And Bam Bam Doing? (acheron) Great, If I Could Only Get Them Away From Wilma And Pebbles. Those Women Are Nothing But Trouble. (cael) Nah, They’re Good Women. It’s The Ones In Red Who Are Always The Downfall Of Good Men. (acheron)

It’s As If Your Kind Needs Adversity In Order To Achieve. (leta) No, We Don’t. That’s Just A Lie People Tell Themselves To Feel Better About All The People Who Kick Them In Their Teeth When It’s Just As Easy To Help A Man Up As It Is To Knock Him To The Ground. That’s Why I’ve Withdrawn From This World. I Don’t Want To Have To Watch My Back All The Time And I’m Tired Of Trying To Figure Out If The Loyalty Someone Professes Is Real And True, Or Just Another Lie That Will Crumble The Instant They Taste Jealousy. (aiden)

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

That Wasn't Love; That Was Stupidity.