Deluge, N. A Notable First Experiment In

Beg, V. To Ask For Something With An Earnestness Proportioned To The Belief That It Will Not Be Given.

Pardon, V. To Remit A Penalty And Restore To The Life Of Crime. To Add To The Lure Of Crime The Temptation Of Ingratitude.

What Is A Democrat? One Who Believes That The Republicans Have Ruined The Country. What Is A Republican? One Who Believes That The Democrats Would Ruin The Country.

Predestination, N. The Doctrine That All Things Occur According To Programme. . . . Not Be Confused With That Of Foreordination. The Difference Is Great Enough To Have Deluged Christendom With Ink, To Say Nothing Of The Gore.

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else