Definition: Connoisseur, N. A Specialist Who Knows

Hand, N. A Singular Instrument Worn At The End Of The Human Arm And Commonly Thrust Into Somebody's Pocket.

Urbanity, N. The Kind Of Civility That Urban Observers Ascribe To Dwellers In All Cities But New York. Its Commonest Expression Is Heard In The Words, "i Beg Your Pardon," And It Is Not Consistent With Disregard Of The Rights Of Others.

Debt, N. An Ingenious Substitute For The Chain And Whip Of The Slavedriver.

Ambition. An Overmastering Desire To Be Vilified By Enemies While Living And Made Ridiculous By Friends When Dead.

The Poor Man's Price Of Admittance To The Favor Of The Rich Is His Self-respect.