Deep Down, I'm Pretty Superficial.

I Thought I Was Making Fifty Dollars A Week [at Mgm], But It Turned Out To Be $35 Because Twelve Weeks Of The Year You Were On Layoff. It Was White Slavery, And It Lasted For Seventeen Years.

Love Is Nothing But A Pain In The Ass

Petting Is The Study Of The Anatomy In Braille.

I Hate Cheating. I Won’t Put Up With It. I Don’t Do It Myself.

When I'm Old And Gray, I Want To Have A House By The Sea. And Paint. With A Lot Of Wonderful Chums, Good Music, And Booze Around. And A Damn Good Kitchen To Cook In.