Death Tugs At My Ear And Says,

Don't Flatter Yourselves That Friendship Authorizes You To Say Disagreeable Things To Your Intimates. On The Contrary, The Nearer You Come Into Relation With A Person, The More Necessary Do Tact And Courtesy Become.

Why Can't Somebody Give Us A List Of Things That Everybody Thinks And Nobody Says, And Another List Of Things That Everybody Says And Nobody Thinks?

A Moment's Insight Is Sometimes Worth A Life's Experience.

Without Wearing Any Mask We Are Conscious Of, We Have A Special Face For Each Friend.

I Hate Paying Taxes. But I Love The Civilization They Give Me