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[the General Staff] Maintained Three Sets Of Casualty Figures, One To Fool The Public, One To Fool The Government And One To Fool Themselves.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

He [hitler] Is A Very Great Man. "fuhrer" Is The Proper Name For Him, For He Is A Born Leader, Yes, And Statesman.

Wild Men, Screaming Through The Keyholes.

A Politician Is A Person With Whose Politics You Don't Agree; If You Agree With Him He's A Statesman.