Death Is Peaceful, Life Is Harder

The Outside World Holds No Interest For Me Without You." -edward

I Know The Exact Date That I Began Writing Twilight, Because It Was Also The First Day Of Swim Lessons For My Kids. So I Can Say With Certainty That It All Started On June 2, 2003.

Amazing," Edward Muttered. "how Can Someone So Tiny Be So Annoying?" Alice Laughed. "it's A Talent.

I Felt Like - Like I Don't Know What. Like This Wasn't Real. Like I Was In Some Goth Version Of A Bad Sitcom. Instead Of Being The A/v Dweeb About To Ask The Head Cheerleader To The Prom, I Was The Finished-second-place Werewolf About To Ask The Vampire's Wife To Shack Up And Procreate. Nice. - Jacob

Once People Start Throwing Wet Stuff, I Go Inside.