Death Ends A Life. But It Doesn't

We Don't Have Truth Delivered To Us Very Often, Especially In This Very Commercialized World.

[mark] Twain Called Congress "the Only Distinctly Native Criminal Class In America. We've Lately Sent A United States Senator To The Penitentiary." That Was A Fact.

I Don't Play Golf. Mark Twain Is Golf To Me.

Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

I Think I May Drop Dead On The Stage Someday. I Hate To Think Of It. But It's Getting Tough On Me, The Travel. The Show, I Somehow Manage To Rise Up To It, You Know. But I Have No Desire To Retire.