Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

If You Grit Your Teeth And Show Real Determination, You'll Always Have A Chance.

I Can Hear My Heart Beating. I Can Hear My Stomach Growling. I Can Hear My Teeth Grinding And My Joints Creaking. My Body's So Noisy, I Can't Sleep.

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?