Dear Teens At Starbucks Wearing 'abstain From

Like Everyone, I'm Saddened And Horrified By This. All I'll Say Is That I'm Personally Trying To Pay More Attention To The Victims Than To Their Murderer. I Certainly Will Not Be Mentioning The Murderer. I Don't Think He Warrants Our Attention-particularly Since He So Clearly Wanted It.

I Think If You Keep The Box Closed Long Enough You Do Kill The Cat, Actually.

Every Year, Many, Many Stupid People Graduate From College. And If They Can Do It, So Can You.

I Know So Many Last Words. But I Will Never Know Hers.

Not The Brightest Gem In The Jewelry Shop, But You've Got To Admire His Single-minded Dedication To Drug Abuse.