Dear, Damned, Distracting Town, Farewell! Thy Fools

Who Shall Decide When Doctors Disagree, And Soundest Casuists Doubt, Like You And Me?

In Death A Hero, As In Life A Friend!

Men, Some To Business, Some To Pleasure Take; But Every Woman Is At Heart A Rake.

To Pardon Those Absurdities In Ourselves Which We Cannot Suffer In Others Is Neither Better Nor Worse Than To Be More Willing To Be Fools Ourselves Than To Have Others So.

Good God! How Often Are We To Die Before We Go Quite Off This Stage? In Every Friend We Lose A Part Of Ourselves, And The Best Part.