Dear Anyone Who Finds This, Do Not

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

No Matter What, Expect The Unexpected. And Whenever Possible Be The Unexpected.

I Run A Tight Ship, But I Try And Make It Seem Like I'm Not Doing That At All.

You'll Never Call Him Fifi Again.

I Wasn't Afraid To Be Laughed At Or Be Loud.