Dear Anyone Who Finds This, Do Not

I Live In Constant Fear Of Being Fired Or Dropped For That Dark Part Of My Work I Can't Control.

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

I Wasn't Afraid To Be Laughed At Or Be Loud.

I Do Dumb Stuff, Like Playing My Favorite Dumb Barry White Song And Lip-synching Into The Mirror So It Looks Like His Voice Is Coming Out Of My Mouth.

What If She Stepped On A Needle And It Went Right Into Her Foot And Roberta Would Not Feel It And The Needle Would Rise And Rise And Rise Through The Veins Leading Up To The Heart And Then The Needle Would Stab Her In The Heart And Roberta Would Die And It Would Be Very Painful This According To Nurse Mother A Medical Expert On Freaky Ways To Croak... The Mother Shouted That She Knew Several People Who Died From The Rising Stab Of The Unfelt Needle Or Rsun She Has Seen Cases Of It Many Times And Not One Person Has Survived It.