Dean Martin's Pancreas, Who Overheard His Liver

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, Who Said To Prince Charming, Are You Sure All We Did Was Kiss? Never Got A Dinner!