Dealing With Any Man Means Dealing With

I Should’ve Been Very Cross With Anubis. Kissing Me Without Permission—the Nerve!

See, Bad Things Happen To Me On Field Trips. Like At My Fifth-grade School, When We Went To The Saratoga Battlefield, I Had This Accident With A Revolutionary War Cannon. I Wasn't Aiming For The School Bus, But Of Course I Got Expelled Anyway. - Percy Jackson

My Brother Broke Into A Toothy Grin. "yay! Your Brain Works!

Two Farewell Gifts," Sadie Muttered, "from Two Gorgeous Guys. I Hate My Life.

What Colors Are The Eyes Of Anubis?" "brown...duh.