Dead Women Tell No Tales. Sad Men

One Cannot Spend Forever Sitting And Solving The Mysteries Of Oone's History.

Just Because Something Is Traditional Is No Reason To Do It, Of Course.

You Can Invent Things Like Automatic Popcorn Poppers. You Can Invent Things Like Steam-powered Window Washers. But You Can’t Invent More Time.

We Need Things, And The Opposite Of Them, And We Are So Rarely Completely Comfortable.

I Had Written Eight Drafts Of The Lemony Snicket' Screenplay When This Changing-of-the-guard Thing Happened, And I Said To The New Producers, "i Don't Think I Could Write Any More Drafts." I Guess I Was Sort Of Hoping They Would Say, "well That's Okay, This Last One Is Perfect." But Instead, They Said, "it's Funny You Should Say That. We Don't Think You Can Write Any More Drafts Either."