Daughter Am I In My Mother's House,

Let It Be Clearly Understood That The Russian Is A Delightful Person Till He Tucks In His Shirt. As An Oriental He Is Charming. It Is Only When He Insists On Being Treated As The Most Easterly Of Western Peoples Instead Of The Most Westerly Of Easterns That He Becomes A Racial Anomaly Extremely Difficult To Handle.

You Must Learn To Forgive A Man When He's In Love. He's Always A Nuisance.

The Toad Beneath The Harrow Knows Exactly Where Each Tooth Point Goes.

Come You Back, You British Soldier; Come You Back To Mandalay!

And That Is Called Paying The Dane-geld; But We've Proved It Again And Again, That If Once You Have Paid Him The Dane-geld You Never Get Rid Of The Dane.