Dates Used To Be Made Days Or

The Young Are Adept At Learning, But Even More Adept At Avoiding It.

Summing It Up..."where's A Good Place For Dinner?" I Asked. "there's The Brasserie Lipp On The Avenue St. Germaine," She Said, "or La Coupole In Montmartre." "not La Coupole," I Said. "i've Been There Before. That's The Place That's Crowded And Noisy And Smells Bad And Everybody's Rude As Hell, Isn't It?" "i Think You Just Described France," She Said.

The Lampoon Started In 1970, And I Began Writing Freelance For Them Around The End Of 1971, And Then All Through '72. They Hired Me In '73, And I Left Early In '81. I Did Everything From Low Puns To Being Editor-in-chief.

[al] Franken Is Left-wing And Funny. He's A Pretty Good Political Humorist.

You Don't Despair About Something Like The Middle East, You Just Do The Best You Can.