Dangling Punch Lines To Forgotten Stories Remain

Why Use A Modifier To Set Straight A Not-quite-right Noun When The Right Noun Is Available?

Better To Be A Jerk That Knees Than A Knee That Jerks.

When Duty Calls, That Is When Character Counts.

What A Joy It Is To See Really Professional Media Manipulation.

I Was Standing Next To A Famed Geo-politician When The First News Of The Argentine Attack [on The Faulkland Islands] Was Received, And Heard Him Muse Incredulously: "an Old-fashioned Naval Battle. A War Between Two Civilized Nations, Perhaps With Even A Declaration Of War, And Later A Peace Conference. Wow." No Hostages, No Nukes, No Ideologies, No Religious Fanaticism; Just A Fair-and-square War Over National Interests - Hard To Believe, In This Day And Age.