Dance With The Sufis, Celebrate Your Top

Romance Is Important To Me, And To Have A Romance With Your Husband Takes A Bit Of Doing. The Key Is To Make Sure Your Partner Misses You. That Means You Have To Take Yourself Away.

I'm A Grown Woman. I've Earned My Experiences, My Scars.

I Used To Get Really Pissed Off That My Life Was So Dictated By When This Jesus Guy Was Born And When He Was Dying Every Year. I Felt Really Resentful That I Couldn't Get On With My Own Life Because I Was So Busy With His.

I'm Obsessed With Crocodiles And Getting Eaten By One. When I Hear That Someone's Been Eaten By A Crocodile Or Shark, I Just Get All Gooey. I Start Salivating.

I'm Too Young For A Man, But I'm Too Old For A Boy. So, Can't We Just Pretend, That I'm Older Than I Really Am, But Then, Only Little Girls Pretend.