Dads Are Most Ordinary Men Turned By

Integrity Rings Like Fine Glass. True, Clear, And Reassuring.

Kittens Are Wide-eyed, Soft And Sweet. With Needles In Their Jaws And Feet.

We Expect Too Much At Christmas. It's Got To Be Magical. It's Got To Go Right. Feasting. Fun. The Perfect Present. All That Anticipation. Take It Easy. Love's The Thing. The Rest Is Tinsel.

The Trouble With Sharing One's Bed With Cats Is That They'd Rather Sleep On You Than Beside You.

You Never Realize How Much Your Mother Loves You Till You Explore The Attic - And Find Every Letter You Ever Sent Her, Every Finger Painting, Clay Pot, Bead Necklace, Easter Chicken, Cardboard Santa Claus, Paperlace Mother's Day Card And School Report Since Day One.