Dad Was In The British Army And

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

I Play The Ukulele. I Have A Great Group Of Friends, And We Do Things Like Have Battles Of The Bands - Me Sometimes On Ukulele, But Mostly On Drums.

While It Is Nice To Be Discovered, It's Much Better To Discover Yourself.

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.