Dad Said I Would Always Be "high

Death Steals Everything Except Our Stories.

Your Kids Inevitably Want To Move Where They Had Their Vacations When They Were Younger.

Sometimes The Only Answer To Death Is Lunch.

I Got $30 From Nation Magazine For A Poem And $500 For My First Book Of Poems.

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.