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When The Last Puritan Has Disappeared From The Earth, The Man Of Science Will Take His Place As A Killjoy, And We Shall Be Given The Same Old Advice But For Different Reasons.

The Telephone Is The Greatest Nuisance Among Conveniences, The Greatest Convenience Among Nuisances.

Friendship Is Not Going To Stand The Pressure Of Greatly Great Guidance For Quite Extensive.

There Are Some People Who Want To Throw Their Arms Round You Simply Because It Is Christmas; There Are Other People Who Want To Strangle You Simply Because It Is Christmas.

Most Remarks That Are Worth Making Are Commonplace Remarks. The Things That Makes Them Worth Saying Is That We Really Mean Them.