Culturally, It's Very Hard To Change People's

I've Always Said We Got Married Because There Was Nothing On Tv.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

If I Don't Feel Right About What I'm In, I Don't Feel Right About Anything.

I'd Make A Wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll Wear A Pair Of Platform Shoes Or Something.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.