Cruising The Internet Doesn't Count As Writing.

Few Writers Are Willing To Admit Writing Is Autobiographical.

I Remember The Day I Turned Thirty. I Was Getting Out Of The Shower And I Stood In Front Of The Mirror And Stared At Myself For A Long Time. I Examined Every Inch Of My Body And Appreciated The Fact That I Finally Looked Like A Grown Woman. I Also Assumed That This Was How I Was Going To Look For The Rest Of My Life. The Way I Saw It, I Was Never Going To Age; I'd Just Look Up One Day And Be Old.

It Goes Without Saying That Your Friends Are Usually The First To Discuss Your Personal Business Behind Your Back.

I'm Not An Angry Woman. I'm Not Bitter.

If You Jump To Conclusions, You Make Terrible Landings.