Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On

I Got So Much Food Spit Back In My Face When My Kids Were Small, I Put Windshield Wipers On My Glasses.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.

The Woman Who Says, 'my Kids Are All Speaking To One Another And They Love Us' Is A Psychopathic Liar.