Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill

I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.

You Know, You Can Touch A Stick Of Dynamite, But If You Touch A Venomous Snake It'll Turn Around And Bite You And Kill You So Fast It's Not Even Funny.

Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill And Eat You. People Are Harder. Sometimes They Pretend To Be Your Friend First.

I'm A Proud Australian, A Very, Very Proud Australian.

Crocodiles. I’ve Been Catching Them Since I Was Nine. No Problem.