Create Havoc, Create Destruction.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

If You're Going To Have Sex, Use A Condom.

You Watch Some Teams These Days And You Wonder If They Just Met On The Playground And Decided To Choose Up Sides.

Shaq Is Not The Man. He's The Man Because The Nba Wants Him To Be The Man, But Before You Can Be The Man, You've Got To Be The Man.

I'm The Basketball Version Of A Gravedigger.