Crayfish, N. A Small Crustacean Very Much

Ambidextrous, Adj.: Able To Pick With Equal Skill A Right-hand Pocket Or A Left.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.

Monument, N. A Structure Intended To Commemorate Something Which Either Needs No Commemoration Or Cannot Be Commemorated.

Platitude: All That Is Mortal Of A Departed Truth.

Absence Blots People Out. We Really Have No Absent Friends.