Crabgrass Can Grow On Bowling Balls In

Sign At A New England Church: Will The Last Person To Leave Please See That The Perpetual Light Is Extinguished?

Violence And Smut Are Of Course Everywhere On The Airwaves. You Cannot Turn On Your Television Without Seeing Them, Although Sometimes You Have To Hunt Around.

Spain Travel Tip: If Bathroom Genders Are Indicated By Flamingos, The Boy Flamingo Is The One With A Hat. I Learned This The Hard Way.

I Had No Shoes And I Pitied Myself. Then I Met A Man Who Had No Feet, So I Took His Shoes.

Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.