Courage Is Grace Under Pressure.

There Is Nothing Noble In Being Superior To Your Fellow Men. True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self.

Everybody Has Strange Things That Mean Things To Them. You Couldn't Help It.

There Are Many Who Do Not Know They Are Fascists But Will Find It Out When The Time Comes.

A Man's Got To Take A Lot Of Punishment To Write A Really Funny Book.

An Intelligent Man Is Sometimes Forced To Be Drunk To Spend Time With His Fools.