Counterintuitive Action Makes A Fellow Feel Smart.

I Love Nuts. I'm For Nuts. I Am Nuts.

As I’m Fond Of Saying, If You Want To Find Utopia, Take A Sharp Right On Money And A Sharp Left On Sex And It’s Straight Ahead.

That Whole 99% Thing, They Are All In The 1% Of The World. Every One Of Them Pays A Cellphone Bill That Is The Yearly Income For A Family In Much Of The Rest Of The World.

I Like Things Matching. I Have An Upright Bass, A Drum Kit And A Grand Piano That's The Same Color. I Tend To Overthink Things.

Poker Has The Feeling Of A Sport, But You Don't Have To Do Push-ups.