Cooking May Be A Creative Art, But

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

Anything That Says 'healthy' I Say Away From... Giving Up Butter, For Instance, Means That In About Two Years You Will Be Covered In Dandruff.

It Is The Americans Who Have Managed To Crown Minced Beef As Hamburger, And To Send It Round The World So That Even The Fussy French Have Taken To Le Boeuf Hache, Le Hambourgaire.

A Party Without Cake Is Really Just A Meeting.

We Should Enjoy Food And Have Fun. It Is One Of The Simplest And Nicest Pleasures In Life.