Conversation, N.: A Vocal Competition In Which

Definition: Connoisseur, N. A Specialist Who Knows Everything About Something And Nothing About Anything Else.

Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Cemetery, N. An Isolated Suburban Spot Where Mourners Match Lies, Poets Write At A Target And Stone-cutters Spell For A Wager.

Rostrum, N. In Latin, The Beak Of A Bird Or The Prow Of A Ship. In America, A Place From Which A Candidate For Office Energetically Expounds The Wisdom, Virtue And Power Of The Rabble.

Teetotaler, N. One Who Abstains From Strong Drink, Sometimes Totally, Sometimes Tolerably Totally.