Constant Complaint Is The Poorest Sort Of

The Foundation Of All Happiness In Thinking Rightly.

To Follow By Faith Alone Is To Follow Blindly.

The Pleasures Of This World Are Rather From God's Goodness Than Our Own Merit.

The Constitution Only Guarantees The American People The Right To Pursue Happiness. You Have To Catch It Yourself.

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.