Conservatives Understand Halloween, Liberals Only Understand Christmas.

Get Yourself In That Extreme State Of Being Next To Madness. You Should Always Write With An Erection. Even If You're A Woman.

Life Is Hard If You Think It's Hard.

I Rather Like The Smell Of Absurdity In The Morning.

Usually, Autobiography Is Such An Indulgence Of The Ego.

The Word Desire Suggests That There Is Something We Do Not Have. If We Have Everything Already, Then There Can Be No Desire, For There Is Nothing Left To Want. I Think That What The Buddha May Have Been Trying To Tell Us Is That We Have It All, Each Of Us, All The Time; Therefore, Desire Is Simply Unnecessary.