Conservative, N: A Statesman Who Is Enamored

Ass, N. A Public Singer With A Good Voice But No Ear.

Uncommon Extension Of The Fear Of Death.

Achievement; The Death Of Endeavor And The Birth Of Disgust.

Goose, N. A Bird That Supplies Quills For Writing. These [quills] When Inked And Drawn Mechanically Across Paper By A Person Called An "author," There Results A Very Fair And Accurate Transcript Of The Fowl's Thought And Feeling.

Pig, N. An Animal ("porcus Omnivorus") Closely Allied To The Human Race By The Splendor And Vivacity Of Its Appetite, Which, However, Is Inferior In Scope, For It Sticks At Pig.