Conscience Is A Mother-in-law Whose Visit Never

If I Had My Way, Any Man Guilty Of Golf Would Be Ineligible For Any Office Of Trust In The United States.

Historian: An Unsuccessful Novelist.

Every Decent Man Is Ashamed Of The Government He Lives Under.

Deep Within The Heart Of Every Evangelist Lies The Wreck Of A Car Salesman.

There Are No Dull Subjects. There Are Only Dull Writers.