Confucius Does His Crossword With A Pen.

If All I Can Say Is I'm Not In This Swamp, I'm Not In This Swamp Then There Is Not A Rope In Front Of Me And There Is Not An Alligator Behind Me And There Is Not A Girl Sitting At The Edge Eating A Hot Dog And If I Believe That, Then Dying Would Be The Only Answer Because Then Death Couldn't Come And Say Peachy To Me Anymore And After All She Has A Brother Who Believes In Hope.

It's Fun To Write Your Set List 20 Minutes Before And Keep The Crew Very Much On Their Toes.

My Father Was Strict, But He Recognised My Ability And Got A Lot Of Flak From The Church For Supporting Me.

You Don't Have To Justify Everything. Being Pissed Off Is Just Absolutely Okay.

I'm Not Very Social When I'm Off The Promo Trail, Because I Step Into Wife And Mother Mode. It's Very Reclusive.