Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.

Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.

Motto For A Research Laboratory: What We Work On Today, Others Will First Think Of Tomorrow.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.