Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

Programmers Are Not To Be Measured By Their Ingenuity And Their Logic But By The Completeness Of Their Case Analysis.

Every Reader Should Ask Himself Periodically “toward What End, Toward What End?”—but Do Not Ask It Too Often Lest You Pass Up The Fun Of Programming For The Constipation Of Bittersweet Philosophy.

If You Have A Procedure With 10 Parameters, You Probably Missed Some.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.