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I Believe Our Concept Of Romantic Love Is Irrational, Impossible To Fulfill And The Cause Of Many Broken Homes. No Human Being Can Maintain That Rarefied Atmosphere Of 'true Love'.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.

...funny How People Want A Return To The Good Ole Days. Of Coarse The Good Ole Days Of Being A Rich White Plantation Owner. Everyone Seems To Forget The Poor White Farmer.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

The Only People Are Those Who Don't Love Anybody.