Compulsion, N. The Eloquence Of Power.

A Subsidiary Deity Designed To Catch The Overflow And Surplus Of The World's Worship . . . . [h]is Master Works For The Means Wherewith To Purchase The Idle Wag Of The Solomonic Tail, Seasoned With A Look Of Tolerant Recognition.

Photograph: A Picture Painted By The Sun Without Instruction In Art.

Cat: A Soft Indestructible Automaton Provided By Nature To Be Kicked When Things Go Wrong In The Domestic Circle.

Coward: One Who, In A Perilous Emergency, Thinks With His Legs.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient